Miku Days

This story is focused on something different: The Vocaloid program Hatsune Miku portrayed as an actual human.

It starts at a little hut in Osaka, Japan, where her college buddy, Hara, drops by to pass on some news of what's been going on in Japan lately.

(Note that the picture was made in MS paint, so don't critique me, I know it might look bad. Hara's actually younger than described.)

First, the radio Hara brought with her plays the theme for Hare Hare Yukai, which is very strange.

2nd, the TV shows that the so-called "Golden Condor Mark II" was confiscated by the MEB, or "Men in Evil Black", claiming that it was a piece of alien technology, which of course is bogus. (no picture available) I also went after it, but was captured.

Convinced to help, Miku and Hara head out on Miku's new motorcycle to search for me and the G.C, eventually finding them, and flying the plane to the Kaiju Megadome from Guitar Hero III, performs a concert of many different songs from different artists--reference to how the program reads and sings songs--and discovers that the MEB agents who turn out to be techno-organic androids are vulnerable to loud sounds and bright light.

As the concert draws to an end, the leader of the MEB, which is a giant alien robot, asks for a battle using one final song. Instead, Miku uses her giant leek like a samurai's sword to bash and crash the robot to pieces. Sweet Ann, Lola, the cast of Guitar Hero III, and I are stunned by how good she looks when fighting.

With Miku settling down, I thank her for saving everyone, then return back to America on my golden bird, reporting that my worldwide summer vacation is over.

Out of the corner of her eye, she spots a man in a gray and white linen Ghi falling down a distant waterfall. (Samurai Jack, maybe?) Hara remarks that it was nothing, and both return to Osaka, happily ever after.

I apologize if anything was unappealing. MS word and OpenOffice are not permitted for Blogger.

Pink Floyd tribute

I just had an awesome idea. Since I can't upload my stories from OpenOffice or Word, I've decided to upload my drawings instead and make summaries.

Anyway, I made up this neat little story where the future me is captured and taken to the famous prison "NOVA PROSPEKT" from the game Half-Life 2, where Carmen Sandiego, Lord Voldemort (Harry Potter), Sirrus (MYST), The Conductor (OBSIDIAN) and The Stain (original) are forcing me to surrender. To do so, Carmen points a sniper rifle at me, Sirrus has two robot hammers the size of a two-story building ready to pound me, and while this is happening, an affectionate prisoner spray-paints a familiar song title where I'm standing.

Trying to escape, I'm knocked unconscious, but end up inside the prison. I discover that everyone is being treated much the same as after Half-Life 2, but although the Combine still takes up residence here, the transformations are in eerier conditions: To make Stalkers, prisoners are stripped of their clothes and dumped into the same giant meat grinder from The Wall, their organs stripped away, but the remaining bodies come out intact and the same as Stalkers. How I cannot explain. Gordon Freeman and Alyx find me just as I'm about to be turned into a Stalker myself!














Thankfully, Gordon shuts down the machine, and Alyx frees all the prisoners. The dude who spray-painted plants some resistance bomb charges and overloads the dark energy core within the new Depot where the surgical stuff takes place to blow up the entire prison. Better still, in a very ironic way, the real Pink Floyd arrives and takes the villains into custody-with my help, of course.

What do you think of this? I believe it's very funny.